Frequently asked Questions
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✭ Frequently Asked Questions of the Church Of Carnal Knowledge
Welcome to the FAQ section of our website. We hope you find the answers to your questions here. If you have any further inquiries or need more information, please don't hesitate to contact us.
What is the Church Of Carnal Knowledge all about?
Our Church works to glorify sex as a tool and path for self expression, self development, and self actualisation.
We work to liberate the sexually repressed, not through force but through gentle seduction. We work to open minds and open thighs.
Our message is that your sexual desire is a roadmap to who you want to be, and that through the ritual sanctification of the human body, the human soul can be set free.
Carnal Knowledge is a term derived from carnal, meaning “of the flesh,” and ancient usage of the verb know/knew, a euphemism for sexual congress.
Our Church works to save people from unfulfilled sexual potential by preaching the gospel of Noble Hedonism.
What is Noble Hedonism?
The determined belief that our lives are better when spent in the pursuit of hedonistic sexual satisfaction. That we are our best selves when we chase what motivates us most. Nobly living lives that are deserving of true sexual clarity.
How do I attend a worship service or high ritual?
Our worship services are held wherever a union is made, wherever lovers are entwined, and whenever people moan with pleasure.
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How do I dress for formal ceremonies and rituals?
We practice a clothing optional policy, except where expressly expressed. We encourage you to wear whatever makes you feel comfortable and sexy. We do not judge. Unless you want us to.
How can I get involved or volunteer?
We encourage you to read and study. If you feel our philosophies have changed your life for the better, then we ask only that you help spread our message. Because once you are burdened with the liberating truths that we have to share, you will feel the same responsibility we do to teach others of what we have learned.
If you are interested in applying for higher office, please see the ordination section.
How can I request a blessing, advice, or other official ceremony, ritual, rite or liturgical formality?
To request any kind of help you can directly contact the Elders and sluts, asking for what you need. Typically a donation can help speed the process along. Especially if your request is self-serving.
How can I donate or contribute financially?
Thank you for your kindness. We accept support in a variety of forms. Please give what you can.
How can I stay updated with events and announcements?
You are welcome to sign-up for news and updates. Our mailing list is low volume by design. Our message is too important for noise.
What COVID-19 safety measures do you have in place?
We are committed to ensuring a safe environment for everyone. We follow local health guidelines and have implemented measures such as mask-wearing, social distancing and sanitising stations as appropriate. We enforce mandatory testing where appropriate also.
✭ How can I get more information?
All the answers we have to give are ultimately found in the Good Books and in the interpretations of the Elders. When you find yourself lost, listen to your genitals as they will help guide you home.
Be sure to check out our Glossary of Faith.
And be sure to read these collected essays:
